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Oh, honey! What an episode. We start off with the girls critiquing Jasmine Kennedie for speaking too much, which I agree. I don’t know if they edited her that way, but Jasmine seemed very annoying this episode, so I’m not surprised the girls weren’t feeling her. Especially Kornbread was put off by Jasmine’s antics. RuPaul reveals that this episode, the girls would be split into two teams and they would be acting in a “super teaser” for Season 14.
Maxi challenge – the super teaser.
Let me tell you. If I saw one of those super teasers before the show, I would be so damn confused. I liked the challenge, it was funny and it was reminiscent to the untucked recreations on Season 5. Willow Pill was the winner last episode and Maddy Morphosis won the last lip sync so they were team captains. Willow Pill’s group consisted of: Kornbread, Lady Camden, Bosco, Kerri Colby, Jorgeous and Jasmine Kennedie. Maddy’s group consisted of: Deja Skye, Daya Betty, Angeria, Alyssa Hunter and Orion Story. Mind you, Jasmine was picked last, so she had to choose which group she wanted to be a part of. She chose Willow’s group and it was confusing, because just minutes before she was arguing with Kornbread.
Well, the teasers were ok. Angeria surprised me the most. She was funny, entertaining and looked gorgeous. Willow was also hilarious. She portrayed and older character confused on which show she was competing. The sour performances were by Alyssa Hunter, Kornbread and Kerri Colby. Alyssa didn’t bring much variety and her critique was she’s very one note and kind of like Yara Sofia. Kornbread did way too much – was always 100% on without nuances to her performance. Kerri was giving enough, however she didn’t seem likeable.
Here are the super teasers:
The runway looks!
Category: Night of a 1000 JLo’s.
Guest Judge: Loni Love
I loved Kerri’s look. She wore the exact same Versace dress that Jennifer Lopez wore. I also enjoyed Lady Camden’s and Angeria’s look. My least favorite looks were from Maddy and Orion Story.
Lip sync for your life!
Angeria won yet again and I couldn’t agree more! I love me some Angie.
Kerri Colby and Alyssa Hunter were in the bottom two and had to lip sync to the song “Play” by Jennifer Lopez. Kerri Colby ended up winning and Alyssa was sent home – she also didn’t have the gold bar, just regular chocolate.
Now, this is some crazy stuff right here. I was certain Kerri was safe. In my opinion she did a good job. She wasn’t amazing, however she wasn’t horrible. I think RuPaul’s coffee enema must have influenced her in some type of way, because Kerri was stunning. Just for her runway look she should have been safe as hell. I understood why Alyssa was in the bottom, however I was still surprised. The lip sync did not gag me. It was very mediocre and I thought Alyssa slayed. I don’t know why Kerri was so stiff, however I hope it was due to the fact she wore an expensive original dress by Versace and didn’t want to damage it. I know she can perform, but this lip sync was not it.
Why is Maddy still there? Her performance on the runway was a snooze fest, the outfit was horrible and her drag was nothing amazing. Orion Story should have left the first episode, because she didn’t bring anything to the table. Her performance on the runway was weird, she looked like she was asleep the whole time. My bottom two this episode were Orion and Maddy, sorry bout it.
What did you think about the episode? Did you think the bottom two were correct? Leave a comment! Let’s chat!
